Tips To Give The Perfect Blowjob I'll Definitely Never Try
May 17, 2017
I grew up reading Cosmo tips on "How To Blow His Mind -- And His Dick -- At The Same Time!" with the best of them, and picked up some really helpful techniques along the way. Techniques that made me stop and think to myself, "Absolutely never."
Unicorn Makeup Trends To Distract You From This Garbage World
April 17, 2017
Why is it that during a moment in our nation's history when social, political and economic circumstances are demanding that we all grow the fuck up, people are deciding that NOW is the time to cover ourselves in fucking glitter and cosplay "My Little Pony" all day long?
Inspirational Tattoos You'll Immediately Regret Getting
January 06, 2016
Here are some inspirational quote tattoos that could've just stayed on Instagram, where they'd annoy me slightly less than having them shoved in my face and explained to me by a drunk and uninspiring example of a human. Here are a few of the worst types of tattoos you could possibly get, the new tribal arm bands you'll be sorry you decided to land on.